Overlord-Worx

wow, so a request its been a while since i had one of those, you have guts. that being said you also must have a strange desire to be told your shit!!! are you some kind of pervert? who gets their jollys off of others calling them down? thats disgusting! i bet your also fat and an utter failure too! but your just revel in it don’t you!! don’t you!! you sick fuck!!

well im not going to do it!! I’m not your perverted reverend to whom you can jack off to!! as such I’m going to be so nice that you cant even get a single bit of your twisted fantasy’s out of this.

well, that being said id like to say that i choose this picture because it was your featured deviation, and that means its something you must be proud of! and feel is good! and…

and… *has a conniption*

you were right *twitch* its great! *blood dripps from nose*

its really something. something.  goood….

nope! NOPE!! I CANT DO IT!!  not even for an instance!!! THIS SUCKS!! THIS IS SUCH SHIT!! I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU DO JACK OFF TO THIS YOU SICK TWISTED ANIME ANIME OBSESSED FUCK HEAD!! YOU ARE AND AFFRONT TO EXISTANCE!! AND I FEEL ASHAMED TO EVEN BE IN THE SAME GENOME AS YOU!!

first off the girl doesn’t even look like she is on the flower, she’s like floating a few feet in front of it, and beyond that i dont see why she would even be on the flower in the first place!! what the hell is she doing? playing the flute? in the middle of the night… half naked… that make no sense at all! oh sure i guess one could argue that its fantasy and can be forgiven, but that person i would also argue that i should not peel off their skin and make a funny hat out of it!! …. O_o…   …..  … point being they would be wrong!! and without proper context this picture is just some random shit thrown together as if the result of some fucking benign experiment!  and that just retarded, when did it become acceptable for art to be contextless?!

well i suppose sometime it is forgivable if the art is so amazing that it practically rapes your eyes and leave you jaded to a world whose beauty will never compare to what you just saw. but that is certainly not the case here!!! this fucknugget is so repulsive that currently my year old niece is being comforted back to stability by Ciel after an unfortunate glance at the screen, which just so happened to have you picture up on it. yes, thats right, your picture. makes. babies. cry.

now how low is that?

perhaps it’s the face, that characters sick over spaced small retard eyes are just frightening. and her repulsive annorexic body just adds to the shitsicle that is this fucking picture!  god fucking dammit!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

please, for my sake, for the sake of the human race, the next time you feel like picking up a drawing instrument, …dont. unless its to stab yourself in the throat! which is what id do if i ever see you!!

well, i guess iv kind of ignored the primary topic so far. so now for a thrirty second review

and leratz big shit list 5.0!! now with added satanic references

1. couloring sucks ass, is it to much to ask that you colour in the lines? gr.1 girl, gr.1

2. your line work is really bad, inconsistent thickness, riddled with white dots and noise.

3.character design is poor, the cloths need more convex lines to relay a sense of 3d and realism, she looks to flat with these garments.

4. inconsistent layout, the background outshines the character and leaves an odd, inconsistent feel in one’s mind.

5.the background is unfinished, you just woosed out and did a random colour fill where there should have been grass and texture, or tree’s or,,, or… fuck anything!! anything other than that sick repulsive filler lime green you used!

well, thats about it, picture sucks,  3 crying babies that i plan to eat at some point out of 10

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the rest of your pictures suck too.

**Audio supplement for the review

Well, it’s been a little over 6 month since I saw this fucksicle in theatres and I still cannot come to grips with how bad it is! 2012 is simply so astonishingly bad that it took me this entire time to come to grips with its true horrificness! It’s nearly unfathomable that such an abomination as this movie ever get made! I mean, who was it that said “yeah, that sounds like a good idea” cause I’d love to meet them! I’d love to study them and research how it was they came to that fucking conclusion!! And then I’d like to shoot them in the fucking head!!

So as many of you know the Mayan calendar is all the talk these days with its inevitable end in sight, but wait, does anyone really know what is supposed to happen? Well I’ll tell you, NOTHING!! Nothing at all! All that the Mayan calendar represents is some nameless fuckball calendar writer’s death! As far as archaeological facts are concerned the calendars end has no meaning what so ever! And the only relation between the Mayan calendar and the 2012 date is purely speculative, because the only copy of the calendar that exists is in some old busted ass ruin in papiyo! Wherein its start date is based on carbon dating! Yeah, you know carbon dating right? The method of finding how old something is through how much fucking carbon14 is left in it right? Yeah…. The method that’s accurate to about 100 years!!! So yeah! 2012 huh? Or 1912? Or fuck even 2112! That would be just as fucking accurate! So if anything the date is total bullshit! At Best! And with that knowledge available to anyone with a two digit IQ and access to the internet I wonder how it is anyone would ever give two fucks about 2012!!

But whatever, people are stupid! People are fucking morons that will believe basically anything other people tell them! The simple fact that some 90% of the world believe there is an invisible man living in the sky watching everything they do is testament enough to that! Fucking retards!

But whatever! So what if people are dumb right? I mean, all of us do know at least one smart person right? And typically we put them up on a pedestal! Cause yes, their smart and we need them to make decision for us! And that is where I find Issue with 2012! That a smart person, such as the head producer for universal studios would allow such a stupid fucking idea to pass through his desk! If it had been me I would have killed the writer and used his fucking blood to author my own film about how the general population are superstition idiots who should all kill themselves!! (Though perhaps it would be just as effective to make another Pokémon movie)

So what is it you may wonder that I hate so much about this movie? Well, all the retarded 2012 Mayan calendar bullshit aside, it’s just a dumb fucking movie! First off Its 3 hours long! (And you feel every fucking second of it!) Secondly what is it about? Really now? As far as I can tell the whole movie follows 5 Boring! Ugly ass people (and Mathew Perry) going on a road trip to china! And if you cut all the over glorified stock CG (computer generated) disaster footage the majority of the movie takes place inside a plane cockpit! Now isn’t that idea just a fucking gold!? What if I made a movie about 5 people spending 3 hours in a cave? Would that sell just as well so long as I randomly cut to something exploding every so often? Oh wait… i guess it would… Damn You Vertical Limit! You sucked so much!!!

So wow! I guess I learned something today! That it’s okay to just shuffle around crap so long as you have enough fucking explosions. It’s almost a depressing idea, or it would be if it wasn’t so fucking funny! It’s amazing how willing people are to overlook, creativity, and innovation for lamer, unstimulating bullshit, so long as it blows up! That should really be the catch phrase for the mainstream film industry “so long as it blows up” And now a days the explosions don’t even have to be real! Just a theoretical idea such as CG explosions actually seems to be enough for people? Isn’t that fucking sick!@@#$% god damit! I should work for the movie industry! Big tits exploding with shiny stuff part one here is come!! And I suppose if people don’t like the sentimental moments that bridge the traumatic heroine’s inner conflict and the enemy’s lost ambitions and soul dead actions then I’ll just cut them for some stock footage of firecrackers or something.

so overlord-worx just got its first ipad test unit as of yesterday and after spending quite a few hours gruelling over the thing I have this to say, it sucks!!!

Okay sure, it’s not that bad, but it certainly isn’t the “revolutionary new device” apple has labelled it to be. First off, it’s just a big itouch, nothing that a well accustomed user of the itouch would find scary or different, just bigger and less convenient because you can’t put it in your pocket.

It seems apples idea of “revolutionary” is most people’s idea of “plagiarism” everything that the ipad does has already been done, and done better! Anyone remember the Newton ThinkPad? 12 inch multi-touch display, 12 hours battery life? Plus a full slide out keyboard? Not to mention it came out in 2009 and ran a full version of windows! Sure I might not have looked as pretty as the machined aluminum casing our apple tampon might come in but I’d take functionality over beauty anyday! Like that small blond tax attorney I met in prison once, he was nice but when it came time kill ten or twenty inmates so we could acquire a good prison rep and better food I choose the big burly Australian! He looked like he was carved out of a tree and smelt like dead cat, but he had hands that could crush an average mans skull! And when push comes to shove, and shit has to get done, functionality matters!

I can’t imagine typing a full review with the ipad’s fuck nugget on screen keyboard! Not only would it be ferociously monotonous but there would be no way to save it! And yes, you read that right! Apple still has their mind set on not letting users access to the root storage! And that means, you can’t save a file, or access a picture you took to insert into your work! And I certainly guarantee’s that Leratz gets an angry face!

Tell me apple? If this device is supposed to bridge the gap between smart phones and laptops why doesn’t it have any of the functionality of a laptop? How come it runs Iphone OS? And why can’t the end user do more than one thing at a time?

Yes! Another nail in the ipad’s coffin of failure, that like the Iphone you can only have one app open at a time! So if you want to reference an internet page while trying to use the worthless word-process that can’t save! Then you will have to open safari and go to the web page, try your best to remember what you need, close safari and then open your word processor and put down everything you can remember and then go fuck yourself cause if you close that word processor your work is gone!

Apple does have a loose work around for the saving, and that is you can e-mail the save file as an attachment to yourself, but it only saves in that stupid Mac-writer format .Mmps so if co-workers who need this file your working on use word(like everyone on earth with a brain does) then their just out of luck! Because your files won’t be compatible!

All this ipad fiasco is telling me is that apples idea bucket has run dry, they haven’t a clue what consumers want and so they are resorting to simply throwing around their name the word “revolutionary”, packaging it in something pretty and hopeing it sells!

And most consumers aren’t the wiser! I know lots of idiots totally psyched for this product launch and I think they’re out of their minds! Some of them even have the Iphone/itouch! And a laptop! So why the hell would they need the mutant in-between child? You don’t buy a tent and a mansion and then stay in a hotel down the street! That’s just retarded! Americans need to wake up! They need to stop being the advertising cows of the big corporations, which simply consume without thought!

You don’t need the Ipad! It’s worthless and will be gone sooner than you can imagine! Save your 500 bucks and buy something else!

And apple! Fuck off with this line up of “I” toys, the pod and the phone were cool but they all feel restricted! Stop treating Americans like idiots and produce products that actually reflect the desires and capacity of a modern human!

And if all the above doesn’t convince you not to buy the ipad, then this will

“There is still no flash support for the ipad”

-Steve jobs, Apple CEO

Yeah… so no internet games of movies huh? Quite a revolution,

I just want to go on record saying I FUCKING HATE TIME!

Time is the epitome of the human condition! Time rules our lives, time ends our lives and time is what enslaves us to the man! Don’t you ever feel that something is wrong? That life is simply going too fast or too slow? Don’t you wish that you could take a break from it? Well you can’t! And you know why? Fucking time!!!

Time is what makes that wait in front of the bathroom feel like years! Time is what makes the fleeting moments with your dyeing mother dissolve into nothing! Time is A Fucking Ass Hole!

My cousin asks me “Why do I have to go to work at 7:00 am? Do people really need printer ink that early?” I tell him, of course not! You fucking idiot! No one needs anything that early! But they got their own fucking obligations that force the demand! And he asks me! “Why doesn’t everyone just agree on a standard more befitting time frame for our days?”

Well, that’s something I pondered for quite a while! And then I finally came to me! We can’t! It’s not our choice! It time’s! The only true dictator to man! Time! The one thing that not matter what we cannot change! Time! I FUCKING HATE TIME!

Why does the good time with my daughter have to move so fast and yet when she gets sick slows down to a crawl, slowly tormenting me with seconds that seem to have no end!

Why is it every day I wake up to see an older, fatter, more wrinkled, balding man in the mirror? I’m so sick of watching the world simply bow its head to this plague that has been striking humans for millennia! As a group we need to do something about this “time” epidemic!

So I advocate you! The next time you have to wake up and go to work before the sun!

The next time you have to wait in line for some shitty food cooked by a god damn kid!

The next time you have to last a month with the stress of a deadline hanging over your head!

Simple say fuck it! Stay in bed! Push those god damn fucking people out of your way and get you shitty $2.99 food! And take that god damn paper and shove it up your boss’s ass!! If people cannot take control of time! We should fight to make the moments we have the best they can be!

puni puni

so  a few days ago a “friend” of mine came over (and by that i mean some asshole i have met once or twice rudely interrupted me and my social seclusion marathon) but what the hey, he brought with him an anime, and for that he can be forgiven(even though i didnt forgive him and whilst  writing this review i am also occupied washing blood off my hands)

just the same, that anime turned out to be puni puni poemy, yeah i laughed too, that was until i watched it and i realized it was supposed to be a joke. however you may be surprised to know my opinion on this , that is i mean completely and absolutely unsurprised in any form of the word, in that i hate this anime with every ounce of my existance.

puni puni poemy or as it will now be called “the anime for those in need of riddilin” but which it is to long to say multiple times in a review, so henceforth will be known as “tim”.

Tim, enters your dvd player quite similarly to the way the black plague entered Europe, abruptly and unstoppable. it seems from the moment your begin watching “tim” you head is so lost in the chaos of both the script and constant pounding of its musical scores feces that you cant seem to escape it, even for a moment to just hit the DVD player power button. just for the instance it would take to slit your own throat or gouge your own eyes out! once “tim” has started there is no going back!

and while the story in earnest is quite simple, orphan girl raised by foster parents strives for glory and the salvation of earth(well by anime standards its simple i.e. death note) the manga its based off of spans 12 volumes, and for those of you not in the know manga= picture book read backwards, and while the pacing and quality of the manga was very good(as iv heard *snark* *snark*) when it came time to make the anime they decided to compress all 12 volumes of roughly 400 pages each into two 22 minute episodes. and yes, that does mean the episodes are so fast paced and incoherent that moments in you already have a headache and are borderline on seizure. so sitting through this anime really should be broken into 5-6 minute intervals with hour long breaks in between.

thats not to say i didnt like “tim” tim was short and mildly funny and while he did give me a headache and mild color blindness. Watching “tim” was better than anything else i was doing at the time, though that may be prejudice be it that watching a movie is typically better than cleaning human intestines off the basement walls.

so all in all not a bad flick, id give it 2 out of five,

and if your an otoku 10 our of five, not that it would matter your cretinous filth, you’d watch it even if i said not to

and for everyone else?… well, if you like this sort of stuff i give it a loose recommendation, but only if there is nothing better to do.(and yes in this case moving out of your parents house and getting a job, is something better to do)

I just want to go on record by saying, I Fucking hate borders! borders are man’s inhumanity to man, borders are the sick filth concocted by white  elitist business men for no reason other than to prove that they can fuck with you whenever they want!

Imagine for a minute a place and time when, if you wanted to travel to someone else’s county, you did? Preposterous right? To think that you could just go do what you wanted, almost as if you were, Free?

In my case I live right next to the border between Canada and the US, I can literally walk down the road to customs and into the US, well, that was until last year when the US decided they were too good to have Canadians in their fucking pisshole of a country!! Yes, as of June 19th 2009 Canadians have to have a passport to go into the United States. What a load of shit!! So fucking what if I want to walk to the closest store in US instead of driving 20 or thirty minutes to get to the closest Canadian town, that’s my own god damn business!!! Why the shit should I have to get a passport to take a 10 minute walk!! And you know what the worst of it is? Getting a passport is possibly one of the hardest things anyone can ever do. Obtaining one of these golden relics we call a passport is damn near impossible, and even if you should qualify, the wait is Tremendous! I applied the instant I heard that Canadians would be needing passports to go to the US and you know how long it took? Take a Fucking guess how long it took! Take the longest most tedious wait you could imagine being subjected to and times it by ten and you’ll almost be near how long it actually is! So you wanna know how long it took? Well as of today, I’M STILL FUCKING WAITING!!

God damit!! And you know what? I actually have dual-citizenship; I have a Canadian visa and an UK Residence Card. I lived in Brittan for nearly a decade, and I understand the passport system probably better than most who have worked there their whole lives, because it’s practically essential there, you can’t pass into Ireland or Scotland or even into Yorkshire without flashing your passport, but you know what? To get a passport in Wales’s takes less than a 4 hours, almost every town has a passport office, and to process goes like this, type your name into a computer, check your birth certificate and drivers licence, take photo, wait for it to develop, glue photo to passport, go home, commit self murder because you live in Canada!!

And you know what else pisses me off? Canada just took this whole passport thing lying down!! Canada never made the effort to say, hey, we have never needed passports before, why the hell do we need them now? Not to mention the henceforth neglected empirical point of view that is “countries are just theoretical areas of land labelled so as to be convenient when plotting a god damn map!” and beyond that, the whole passport thing was Bush’s idea, why the hell didn’t it go out the window when Barak took over the Presidency? Fucking Americans!

To make matters worse while I’ve been waiting these long months for my passport to arrive, I’ve noticed plenty of Americans still crossing the border without passports, so I decided to look into it and you know what? They don’t need passports to come to Canada!! Nope, Neither, Nada, not now, not ever, Americans are still allowed to come to Canada passport free!! What the FUCK! @!!!#$$@#  if they’re going to force us to have them the least the Canadian government  could do is force them to have them as well!  All this situation says to me is Canada is the USA’s little bitch! Canadians have to be registered, and branded and forced to carry passports if they want to enter the utopia that is the USA, but its just fine if their Privileged citizens of such a high class country come to Canada on a whim un burdened by a 165$ passport and a 10 hour long border wait while guards who are in no fucking hurry check for passports!!

So fuck it!! I’m sick of this bullshit!! I’m sick of the cost, I’m sick of the wait! You know what I’m going to do when my passport arrives? I’m going to fucking burn it! FUCK THE US! Those cock suckers! I’d rather stick my dick in a meat grinder than go there ever again!

Well as everyone and their dog line up to get their hands on what fortune magazine is labelling last years Christmas winner i thought id take a step back and share my personal thoughts with you.

now i know that recently it has become all the rage to have an electronic that limits the need for other devices and simply combines them all into one. you know, combine the dishwasher with the toilet to save space sort of deal. but hear me out. In all honesty i was excited for the launch of the Iphone be it that its both a phone and a mobile web browser and a camera, and a GPS. but, what i wasn’t prepared for is how shit it would be! Consider that as far as phones go its huge-fucking-mongous!!  and as far as laptops go its as slow as a old woman on her way to church!

now dont think me ignorant, i understand that the proprietary shit apple bundled with the the damn thing can me improved with their infamous apps and software updates but thats like saying jesus’s crucifixion could have been improved had they cut him down, let him go and given him a nice little house off main street. stapling shit on after the fact never changes the act! i mean really now! before to the fucking Iphone can even hope to have some sort of usefulness it requires the download of like 20 apps! Can’t development companies do better?

imagine if people said No! we refuse to install all these gimmikey add-ons that barely resemble their useful PC counterparts! No we refuse to use a camera that’s maximum resolution is somewhere between a double bubble comic and a postage stamp! And NO we refuse to do your job and finish installing the hardware that should have come default on the fucking thing!!!

did you know that the Iphones “full HTML web browser” actually lacks the ability to play videos? its true!! the Iphone edition of safari(the apple internet explorer) cannot play YouTube videos, cannot play flash videos, cannot play embedded streaming audio and cannot even fucking play animated Gif.’s!!!

now notably there is an app that can be installed that will allow the playing of YouTube vid’s but isn’t that something that should just come default? i mean, the consumer shouldn’t even have to think about it!! why would anyone release a web browser where in the most visited website ever made is off limits? not to mention that there are hundreds of other online video’s that use proprietary plug-in’s so why is that the iphone incapable of downloading those? perhaps one day, there will be another fucking app for that?

it seems every god damn day that goes by im told even more about how shit this device is and how the amount of faults and restrictions it incurs scarcely make up for its usefulness. yet people still keep buying it!!! and for the longest time i couldn’t understand why. but just recently it hit me!

people are fucking idiots!!! self righteous ignorant assholes who get pleasure out of the most minimal accomplishments. and believe it or not, people actually enjoy having a little shit in their lives, shit offers something to do!! if you have something that’s crap, you fix it! and that burns time like nobodies business!!! and besides what else do people have do do thats better than installing one of the hundreds of stupid applications that are necessary to make an iphone useful? spending time with their children? having sex? bull shit, that happens everyday to all over the world! even poor people in Uganda can have sex! what makes the iphone attractive is what it symbolizes, rich, over privileged American excess! and anyone who would say other wise is a fucking idiot!

only Americans have so much free time brought on by the economic machine (and child labourers in Japan) that a colossal waste of time like a phone, GPS, web browser, camera, dental floss, PAPER WEIGHT!!! PIECE OF SHIT DEVICE !!! could make money! SERIOUSLY!, since when did it become necessary to know where you are in the world at any given time?!!! NEVER!!! take a fucking look around!!! the world sucks!!! and knowing where you are on it sucks, so FUCK the IPHONE!!  FUCK THE FACIST ELETIST BULLSHIT DEVICE RIGHT IN ITS UNIVERSAL SERIAL ASS SPACE!!

FUCK THE STUPID AMERICAN CONSUMER FOR DEMANDING A DEVISE SO STUCK UP ITS OWN ASS IT TAKES PRIDE IN BEING A WASTE OF TIME!

AND FUCK APPLE FOR EVEN CONSIDERING MAKING SUCH AN APPAULING DEVICE AS TO EMBODIE BOTH A GPS AND A CELL PHONE!!! NO ONE ON EARTH IS THAT IMPORTANT TO NEED BOTH!!!

GOD DAMIT!!! I HATE THE FUCKING IPHONE!

well, with a title like that you may be wondering, “Leratz hates women?” well of course not you fucking idiot! who hates women its not like I’m some hick from Nevada. i don’t just swear off entire people groups unless their German or Dutch or something!

no this is just a compendium of things that the women do that i hate! and i mean hate!! some of the things I’m about to list are so vile and repulsive id rather choke my twin brother to death whilst getting a vasectomy!

in an off note, i only choose to put ten in the title so it would be eye catching. I in no way plan to do a top ten or a out of ten or any kind of ten oriented rating scale or any other boring socially accepted arbitrary rating, my only rational was that you the audience might relate to the number ten as it represents the number of times iv killed a small animal in anger over the stupid things iv seen women do.

one of the more pressing on my list, of feminine hatreds is their obsession with infants. kittens, puppies, babies, calf’s, cubs,hatchlings and fawn’s are ARE NOT THAT CUTE!!! i don’t give a shit if its a newborn! that doesn’t make it the single greatest thing on earth!! I don’t need to be told how cute it was, i don’t need to know that its fur is soft or that its eyes are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG with a fakes baby accent!! Fuck you its a alien as far as I’m concerned!!

babies are repulsive needy attention whores that more often than not ruin peoples lives!!! and as far as infant animals go, i really doubt talking to it like you recently suffered a stroke is going to make it like you!! if anything constantly holding it and kissing it and practically dry humping the thing  is going to make it scared of you! fuck!!

however, now what the way women talk to animals out of the way we can take a look at the way they speak to each other!!

now im not so sure where this odd dialect came from but it seems mostly centered around the word “awwww” spoken in a fashion befitting how one who is experiencing the relief of a very heft piece of shit leaving their ass!!

almost every woman, girl, and teen queen has as some point been guilty of this and i cannot stand idle by while it continues. iv head,  “AWWWWW look at this!!!” and “oooooo0000000OOOOOOOHHHHHH that is sooo00000OOOOO cute!!!” so fucking often that its amazing im still sane! like really now!! is that form of attention grabbing all that necessary? consider a man when he wants to tell his bud that there’s a hot girl to the left he goes ”look”, personally i find that a lot more efficient and as far as its level of irritating goes, well, unless the user is some sort of fucking idiot it tends to be a lot more bearable.

personally i feel that a law should be instilled forcing people to use no more than four breaths to tell someone to turn their fat face around. and god forbid that we do are part for the environment and limit the amount of CO2 we expel, imagine how much harmful gas we could conserve is people used the word” look” to get someone’s attention instead off “AWWWWWW!!! OH, MY, GOD,THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! LOOOK!!! LOOOK!!!, AWWWWW!!!”

Seriously now, doesn’t that seem a tad bit inefficient? plus unlike men, women always respond to each other, no proper woman could read those words without responding in her own “OOOOHHHHH, THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! ITS SO CUTE!!! AWWWWW!!!”. women are practically in a constant state of bonding, sharing and including the unfortunate. that’s why every group of girls that you idly see in clusters around the shopping malls, always has an Alfa (Who brings them all together) a Nomera(the average type) and a UGLY Bitch(the one they take pity on and use to make the rest of the herd look good).

and i use herd for a reason, god!! For fuck’s sake! its practically a sin to women to be alone so long as another is close by! like really now!! they unite for damn near everything!! even things that are disgusting like taking a fucking shit!!!

and that is possibly the best word to describe how i feel about this whole fucked up woman mentality, its SHIT!!!