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I don’t get it, and by that I mean I FUCKING HATE IT!!

Come on! You’re supposed to get less horrible over time not worse!What the fuck is this? Like really! What the FUCK!!! I don’t fucking get it!!!First off who the fuck is this supposed to be? Some description aside from“I don’t know” in the artist’s comments would help! Writing I don’t know is like writing
“I’m an idiot please figure out what I drew cause I can’t”

Jesus Bitch Fuck it’s not my job To piece together the fucking shit you draw! As a viewer I should be able to know
what’s going on at a glance! And at a glance what do I see? Looks like a fucking magic eye Picture made out of someone’s feces coupled with vomit and a topped with used heroin Needles just for shits and giggles!

Seriously this content is worse than watching someone
Scratch their ass! I’d rather have my nipples cut off than look at this fucking thing!!Seriously now, what the fuck is this shit? There is an anorexic boy cross dressing, I got
That, but just where the hell did that hat come from? Is there some shop in your Ass leaglem That one can buy upside down albino Mickey Mouse pants with fiesta pant legs that goes on the head?

And just what the hell is this fuckwad doing anyway? Just
standing… holding out his hand…. He has some magic floating ribbon…. You are a fucking idiot -.- just look at his face, he looks like he just escaped from a concentration camp! And his one big goal upon escape is to dress like a woman and float magic ribbon in space!! that makes a lot of fucking sense!!

Oh yeah and that’s another Fucking Bullshit part of this piece!! The background!! Space! SPACE!! Is this a fucking joke!! After 3 years of being around you are still drawing shit like this!! Riddle Me this shitvagina what does a space setting add for an anorexic cross dressing concentration
Camp escapee boy!! Nothing NOTHING FUCKING @#%#W^Y%T&U#^$&^@#WT VNOTHING!!!

It’s just more fruity artsy rotting puke that dodges ever having to give the artwork true context And meaning! This picture is like being hit by a car covered in shit! Even if you excuse the Totally fucked Subject matter what the hell is left!! Shit colouring and piss poor line work!Not to mention the fact that the shadows on his body look like little bits of ham stuck to him!

And again the context is just fucking gone!! Not missing, but gone! It fucking left! It was to Embarrassed to be part of this colossal mess that you’v made! Fuck Leaglam!! Get your shit together! Stop drawing sick mutant people out in la la land! stop fucking the subject matter and really just stop fucking torturing the world with your fucking shitty art!
I have a recommendation, the next time you want to “create”, don’t start by filling up a bucked with shit and vomit, but instead think about why the fuck anyone would want to see what you have in mind, and Then fucking kill yourself!!! Cause no one fucking does!!

As for this picture!! Well I would give it a 10 out of 10 but there are just a few little problems with that score!
Number one: the proportions on the boy are not only physically impossible but revolting to look at
Number two; the colouring looks like coffee stains and menstrual blood
Number three: “space” is a fucking copout of a background!
Number four: mickey mouse’s pants belong on him! Not on this fucking guy’s head!
Number five: floating ribbon is not an acceptable subject matter for a picture!
Number six: he looks like he is half fucking dead!!
Number seven: I hate you leaglam!
Number eight: the highlights on the hair look like someone pissed on him!
Number nine: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR ARTISTS COMMENTS
NUMBER TEN: I HATE YOU LEAGLEM
NUMBER ELEVEN: WHY ARE THERE RINGS AT THE END OF THE PANT LEGGS?!!? THEY WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO STAY LIKE THAT!!
This leads me to give a final score of -1 revolting-exconcentration camp-male-ribbon floating- menstrual blood covered-piss deamon out of 10!!

StupidOne of the most frustrating things I come across while reading fanfiction is when stupid japanophiles use “Japanese” in their work. I use the word Japanese loosely because it’s not Japanese if you only use one-to-four key words in a sentence. Holy mother of god!! Stop using a language you know nothing about you sick fucks! Have you nothing better to do than butcher a language that has been around for centuries, that is even easier to learn than your own language, and that you supposedly like? What I want for those kinds of people is to send them back in time to feudal japan so they can be murdered because they used the wrong version of “thank you”. It is an utter insult and just sounds down right retarded when you use broken words like that. Anime dubs dont do that so why should you? I don’t care if it makes you feel like a better otaku, it truly doesn’t and others hate you for it!

Another thing that gets my balls in a clamp is when people spell characters names in “japanese”. I don’t care that the Japanese can’t say “v” or “l”. We can, so spell them that way!!! Every time i see Lavi from D.Grey Man as “Rabi” I just want to punch myself in the face before I eat that person’s unborn child. Usually, spelling it in Japanese phonetics is longer anyway so stop fucking it up and spell it so i dont have to set my brain at the intelligence level of a rocket scientist just to figure out who the fuck you mean!

That goes the same for people who say it that way too. Simon from Gurren Lagann is not pronounced “sheemon”, his name is actually suppost to the the english Simon, so says the author. I don’t care who you are or how much you wish you were born with squinty eyes and and a desire to write in syllables! If you’re going to call a character by their phonetic Japanese name than speak in a Japanese accent(or better yet just speak Japanese), don’t butcher it with bad english pronunciations, you hookers!!!

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Fuckpiss-dickinass I hate Canada post! Canada post is the equivalent of wading around in a pool of rotting goat intestines while being puked on!! Have you ever ordered something off the internet? Huh? Have you? I sure have! And I can honestly say I would rather scoop out my own eyes than do it ever again!! But how can you avoid it! Nowadays it seems the majority of retailers are conspiring to stock every worthless piece of over hyped crap on the earth! Leaving poor old jack consumer to fend for himself using the online marketplace instead. And it’s not that I dislike the freedom to patronise the internet allows, no, in fact I support it. But what gets me, what really fucking gets me, what makes me so god fucking angry is the shipping!! Fuck!! I mean come on!! I bought a $6.00 CD online 6 weeks ago and it just arrived today!! Man was able to go to the moon and back in less fucking time!!! And to top it all off it cost like 11.99 to ship the fucking thing! Yeah, no joke, to ship my 6.00 flat piece of plastic cost practically double its worth!! All because it’s over size.

Over size? I can understand a package being classified as oversize when it’s like fucking huge! But come on! So what if the shape of a CD exceeds the standard envelope size!! It’s not like I’m shipping a fucking anvil!!! And who the hell decided for all of us just what constitutes a standard size package!! Whoever it was is a fucking asshole!!! But whatever, in the end it’s not like there’s any other way to get the fucking package unless you want to drive to fucking Taiwan, or latica, or whatever other third world nation who used nothing but unionless 4 year olds to manufacture the damn thing ! So whatever, time and time again you pay for the shipping, but here is the real fucking kicker!

Why the fuck does it take so long for the package to arrive!! 6 weeks!! 6 weeks is a god shitting unicorn’s eternity!! The universe was made in less time!!! The cosmos and stars came into existence in a comparable instance!! Fuck!!! Most of the time I fucking forget even ordering the damn thing by the time it arrives!! Most shipping times are so outrageous that it might actually be shorter to fucking walk to the place and get it!! And that is just unforgivable! God damn postal service!!!

But you know what; they’re not idiots, just assholes! You know how I know? Cause they can get a package to you in under 24 hours, yeah, one day delivery is actually quite a common service offered by most all post offices, but really now, it’s like a fucking tease, who the hell can afford it?! For 24 hour shipping on my CD would have cost 59.99. I shit you not!!! It actually came up as an option when I bought the damn thing, with that price!! Fuck!! Fucckkk!!! Ahhhh!!! AHHHHHERGESGOINWTOGHSRTG@R@#$@%#@@!!! 59.99 is a fucking sacrilege!!! 59.99 is like pissing acid whilst eating urinal cakes! 59.99 is the irrefutable proof of all Canadians willingness to be fucked over again and again by government! Because who owns Canada post! The fucking government!!! The fact that they can have such a mundane service as package delivery and charge you more than the fucking package is worth is Lunacy!!!! No its not lunacy!! A lunatic could make a better system!! For me 24 hour shipping on my CD would have been a 1000% increase in cost!!

So basically you’re stuck with the cheaper flat rate shipping! Which is already a rip-off but at least most people can afford it without having to re-mortgage their house!! Which intern means most are stuck with that bullshit 6-8 week delivery time and that means…. I FUCKING HATE CANADA POST!!!

Why does it take so long anyways?!!? It’s like the company has some mandatory dicking around whilst not delivering packages policy!! And god forbid they work on Sundays like every other fucking consumer level company!! Seriously!! The postal service is so broken and frustrating that if I had it my way I would never! EVER!!! USE IT!!! But, it’s not like I can get German shizta porn any other way so… fuck….

So I just got back from seeing transformers Dark side of the moon or rather “dark of the moon”, and never have I wanted to vomit during a movie more! That movie is fucking horrible!

you see that sick wreak of mangled character design to the left, yeah, just let that set the tone for how i feel about the insurmountable amount of crap that is dark of the moon!

Now, Some people may call it a mixed bag and that it has some “likable qualities”, but let me tell you, unless you need a film to torture someone with, then no! It doesn’t have any qualities! Fuck

I actually feel gross from simply watching the fucking movie! It’s like a sick joke; I can’t even imagine the production company that signed off on that piece of shit! Not only is the plot a scitsophrenic mess, but the acting is just ass! Even Peter Cullen does a poor job, and he’s been doing optimus’s voice for decades, my only explanation for that is he must have just got on board with what everyone else was doing!

shit-bitch-cock

Every time I think of this movie I think of all the wasted potential, like really, how could anyone fuck up a transformers movie! It’s just giant robots killing each other! But no!
There has to be a love story and a whiney putrid fuckhead human dicking around the whole time! And there has to be like a billion and one fucking puns, it’s almost as if the writers couldn’t even take the shit they were writing seriously! At one point a decepticon is actually killed by falling drywall!! DRYWALL!!!

God damn those robots better not fuck with us humans! We have drywall! It’s a fucking sacrilege! How is a giant robot killed, let alone even phased by the impact of falling interior!

oh yeah, and shee, or shay, of sheay la fuckdicks acting is ass as well, not that it wasn’t always but after three fucking movies I reserve no fucking lenience for him! No matter how hot his girlfriend is!

And she is hot… very hot…

But explain to me this, why the fuck is she now someone different! The change of actress alone would have made for an unfortunate downturn for this franchise. But to completely write out the previous character and create a new love story! Fuck!! What kind of sense does that even fucking make!! What the hell kind of girl sticks around through all of the turmoil of the first two movies plot and then bails when life actually settles down? She must really fucking hate being a safe productive part of society!

And thats just it too, even the films cast knew that this movie was shit, enough so that they would bail on it! Really now!!! Come on! that is one big fucking statement! Being in a franchise like transformers is like winning the lottery!! Again and again! Every fucking movie in the series is like another 10 million per star!! So to say no to the money and the fame!! God, that should have set off the warning bells for everyone who went to see this movie! It’s so bad, that millions of dollars couldn’t convince a hot bimbo to be part of it! its so bad that the no talent female idiot thought it would damage her reputation!

Oh yeah, and the ending sucks too, if you like a big climax… well, this movie is the equivalent of how Steven Hawking’s girlfriend must feel every time they have sex.

one last thing, and its kinda a spoiler, but at one point during the film i was actually intrigued, and that was when they were about to blow bumblebees head off! that would have been awesome! but no they pussyed out! and he was saved at the last minute, fuck!!

Oh god, I feel like I’m going to start puking and just never stop!

This picture is so bad it actually makes me want to fucking kill myself!!

This picture is so horrid and I am so ridiculously angry right now that!! That!! I don’t even know what I’m going to do!!!

Looking at this piece of rotting fetal afterbirth is like nothing else! After just a glimpse of this picture I honestly contemplated ripping my eyes out and only decided not to based on the fact that turning off my computer monitor was slightly faster!

Seriously it is hard for me to comprehend the amount of retardation that a person would need to actually think about making! Let alone sharing!! This fucking picture with people!!

What was your big idea? Was the first one not horrible enough?

You just had to fucking make another one!! You got dam idiot!! This is easily the worst picture I have ever fucking seen!! And that’s saying a lot!! Not only did the first one include bodily dismemberment! The dying of people’s hair through use of vomit! But until today it held the top spot for worst picture ever made!!

In fact your first version was so bad that I literally thought that nothing could ever top it!!!

So what is it that makes this one worse? Aside from everything? Well how about the fact that she looks

like she just suffered a stroke!

How about the fact that proportion wise she is about 9 feet tall with arms the size of a ten year old!

Or how her hair looks like someone dumped a bunch of radioactive waste on her head!

Or the fact that she is floating on a background of bullshit lazy nothingness!

How about how she is wearing a dress made of metal!! Which by itself is one of the dumbest fucking ideas ever! But add that to the fact that the dress is like the size of a fucking car I can’t even comprehend how she is supposed to be standing in it!

Fuck even the theoretical person who made that dress is an idiot!! Look how many fucking bolts they used to attach all the plates of metal together! And that’s just great! You have created a picture where even the theoretical costume designers are also retarded!

Fuck every time I look at this picture I see more and more things wrong! It’s like a nonstop shit train!

This picture is so atrocious I honestly think it should be banned!! Spare all those innocent people who upon seeing this horrible HORRIBLE!!!! Picture will have their lives ruined!!

If one person had to die for everything horrible and wrong with this picture the human race would cease to exist! And if I was absolutely forced at gun point to give this picture a rating I would give it 50 times infinity on the shit scale of absolute crap!!

Fuck you enzing88 you picture ruined my life!!!

Also your colour job/line work/composition is shit!!

Fuck!!!

this is easily the most horrible picture I have ever seen! what the fuck is wrong with you?!?

why do a picture with this subject matter?! its fucking sick! you twisted fuck!

this is so disgusting it makes me want to gouge my fucking eyes out!

seriously! no matter how “Artsy” you consider yourself radiation patients are off limits! especially these ones! god! their so mutated and disfigured! not only do each of them suffer from drastic mutations in their hair but their so skinny! its revolting! why not just put up a picture of some anorexic whores?!

fuck that might even be better, at least then I wouldn’t have to look at your shitty line work and ass fuck coloring job! which by the way looks as if you just taped the original sketch to the front of a car and drove it into a paint store!

and what the fuck is that thing their feeding??! I looks like some kind of sideways duck head on a Dogs body! how the hell did it get like that? I was so appalled by that … thing! that I couldn’t believe that any human had created it on purpose! So I searched to see if it was in fact a real animal and guess what…

ITS NOT                !

yeah, no big surprise but apparently you are so fucked up that you have nothing better to do than spend your time drawing disgusting and morally questionable FREAK animals!!

Cock Shit! even your own characters can’t stand that fucking thing! the girl in green in so scared that she has actually cracked and gone insane due to the trauma that thing inflicted on her!

BitchCock! the longer I look at this the more I feel like I’m going fucking insane! this picture is like a nonstop train wreck of fuckery! it’s like you sat down and thought:

“I should draw something good today” but then, decided that that might actually yield something Quality, and that’s apparently not your style so you decided to make this abomination instead! Fuck You leaglem! fuck you in your big EMO haired elf eared head!

This picture is the equivalent of someone taking a dump then vomiting on it!

just to prove a point, not that anyone who sees this couldn’t possibly miss these, but here is a nice list of all the things that are shit about this picture:

1.the female cross dresser on the left has no feet, not only are they not drawn, but even if they were, they would be inside of the tree next to her! Dumbass!

2.  the same female who curses her lack of a dick’s hands are so go damn small she couldn’t pick up a fucking orange!

3.the EMO bitch-whore on the right is missing her right leg, it’s not up like the other one, and not outstretched in a way that we can see from the back of the center girl so where the fuck is it? am I to assume that she is an amputee? fucking great! what a good subject, a mutant anorexic amputee!

4.Every one of them pisses me off! their heads, their eyes, their puny fucking underdeveloped body’s!! fuckcockbitch! even in your magical alter world where a stupid fucking scene like this exists why the hell do people have such oddly shaped and inconsistent humungo heads? seriously the insane girl with green hair who was obviously sexually abused as a child has such a fucking tiny head! and you can possibly say its perspective she is only like 3 feet behind the purple whore girl!

5.to say the construction of this is bad is like saying the Jewish concentration camps were a “woopsies”. but it really must be said, the construction of this image is so bad that words actually fail to accurately describe it!

four annorexic-croossdressing- mutated-preteen-amputee-CHILDREN! sitting in the woods feeding a mutant DuckDog! godfuck! what a bad idea! but to top it off you put this sudo-angelic lighting in the picture, why? it’s so out of place! hell this kind of sunburst lighting would be more suited to a guy wiping his ass after taking a dump then it does this fucking picture!

Jesus’s bitch mother fucking Ronald McDonald LEAGLEM!!I hate you!!  and I hate your art!! this pictures only saving grace is the fact that you spelt your name correctly on the bottom of it!! But I do revel in the fact that while I was writing this my niece walked in the room and ran away screaming upon seeing your picture, which means I don’t have to deal with her and pretend I care that she is still alive. so based on this pictures anti-annoying niece properties and that you did in fact spell your name correctly id have to give this picture 3 and a half duck dogs out of 10

Overall score 5.7/10

Pros: Nice Design, memory foam ear pads,

Cons: Sound is muddy, especially for the price, design may be uncomfortable for some. The construction is plastic galore.

Summary: If you are a casual listener, or one of the few surviving Dr. Dre fans who isn’t absolutely revolted by the idea of him having his own headphone brand and you’re looking for a way to spend 300+ dollars, then the studio beats are for you! However if you are interested in good sound, comfortable/functional design and not just paying for looks and dr.dre to put him name on things then these are not for you.

My First gripe with these headphones is that they bear the name “studio”, now iv been a music connoisseur for a lot of years now and iv listened to headsets that cost $2 dollars and iv listened to headsets costing more than $2000 and one of the main difference between the cheap and the expensive is the response range, and no I don’t mean the stupid 20hz-20,000hz response marked on the back of every headphone package I’ve ever seen, no, I mean the actual hearable ,almost immeasurable, sensations and  nuances that one can actually hear while listening to the headphones. Studio headphones in particular are meant to reproduce audio as closely to the original as possible with no post processing and as much stereo fidelity as possible, and the beats “studio” absolutely do not do that.

Considering that Dre is a producer one would expect him to know the difference between a studio pair of headphones and headphones that any joe consumer electronics company makes! Especially when the cost of ownership is a ridiculously unreasonable $300, at that price they should sound downright amazing. So how do they sound? Well the Studio Beats do have a fair amount of base(as would be expected from a pair of rapper branded headphones) but unfortunately it’s all boom and no depth, the base on these headphones even after the 40h+ burn in period is just loud not defined or deep. The midrange on the studios is a bit better, with nicely defined vocals and pleasantly strong guitar lines. Treble is a whole different story though, the high end is present but it is overpowered typically by the midrange, in songs such as day tripper by the Beatles, Harrison’s riffs strongly overpowered the comparably higher pitched rhythm guitar to abstraction. Overall the beats studio fair best with techno and rap music where a  prominent low end and strong midrange is preferable but they are not for everyone, especially those with divers musical taste. All in all the beats performance is just okay, a bit off balance  which is forgivable for headphones in the 70-100 dollar range but at the beats 299MSRP level more is expected

Performance 4/10

As with all headphones there are other factors to be considered, one of which is design, and to be modest, the beats look fantastic, they are built out of a single band of shiny black plastic boldly emblemized with the beats logo on each ear. To top it off the inside of the headphone band is a nice matt plastic with slick brushed metal accents revealing the monster branding along with the model type (studio).  Both ear cups can rotate to get a solid fit on the listeners ears and the cable is a nice single ear cable that is both removable and home to a mic/stop/play button. Also Noteworthy is that the beats do fold to make them more travel friendly but they folding hinge is just another area for failure and the included carrying case is nothing too remarkable.  Overall the look is great though many users have reported that a few months into usage the headband plastic has gotten brittle and snapped so perhaps that extra 3 year warranty purchase is worthwhile after all. Another caveat with the build is that the glossy plastic is very smudge prone and can lead to a very diminished look even after cleaning.

Design: 7/10

One of the nice features of the beats is that they can cancel noise through some integrated circuitry, but of course to run that circuitry the headphones require batteries, yes 2 AAA batteries are required to engage noise cancelling, and even more unfortunate the phones don’t make a sounds without the feature active, so no juice? No music. Note: with the noise cancelling feature on the headphones make a slight hiss , and an odd feeling of pressure on your ears, though when music is playing there effects are easily unnoticeable. Another feature that we were originally stoked about was the inline mic with play/talk control, fortunately we can in fact say that the functionality of the button and mic are great! Though it would have been nice if monster threw in a volume rocker as well. On the downside the noise cancelling on these headphones does seem a bit like an after thought as it is not that effective, and even minor sounds were audible with it on + with headphones branded “studio” adding so much potential interference from a noise cancelling module is silly. Also, in some circum stances the headphones picked up interference in the form of static noise coming through the headphones. Presumably this is due to a lack of shielding on the internal circuitry, which seems odd be it that monster took so many extra steps to make the cable that goes to the music source so thick and sturdy.

Features 6/10

These are nice headphones that attempt to do many things, but in the end they wind up doing a lot of things “okay” and but not really all that  well, and for the price they are not worth purchasing. If the price were about 200 these would score better, but at the 300 range with competition from both Bose and Sennheiser in this category the beats studio simply fail to impress.

So it just so happens that the other day we recieved our review pair of Dr.Dre Headphones(review coming via Leratz soon), sounds good right? not so much, as upon observation of our review unit, one of our interns discovered that the pair he had been using and paid good money for were fakes! crappy right? well, for most yes, but when I’m around only a minor inconvenience.

so what did we do to help out our poor taken for a schmuck intern? well we got him a real pair of cours! but how did we do it without paying a penny? ill tell you, and, then ill tell you a really naughty way too.

since we had just received a new review pair(with a nice hunky 1 year warranty), we simply took the serial from the new ones and affixed it to the fakes and called monster complaining of a defect in our model and requesting replacements. of course they asked for the serial and proof of purchase but in the end they agreed to send us a new pair provided we send them the broken ones (no double dipping the chip i suppose) so as of the 11th they have” officially” replaced out “defective”(fake) beats for new real ones. in this case i guess we have the fakes to thank for being so ridiculously close looking to the real ones. only a difference in packaging and the total lack of a monster serial number tells the tail of their Kirf hood.

the convenient part of this particular switcharoo is that he beats serial numbers are baranded on the inside of the headphone door that holds the batterys, and since its easily removable all we had to do was switch the battery doors.

now for the less savory method (unconfirmed)

since the serials are easy enough to swich, and with the fake beats being so nearly identical, it is reasonable to assume that if you did wind up with fakes you could simply buy a legitimate pair of beats from bestbuy/futurshop and switch the fakes with the real pair you bought (of couse switching the battery backings too) and return them. only problem with this ones is that someone might them buy your fakes at full price, so to save our fello paper pushers, upon returning the fakes tell them they are defective, or something alike so that they dont put them back on the shelf, but instead return them to monster where they are written off and destroyed.

suckers

In shuffle of paperwork is a new column contributed by fightinglamb about how to get free things through the use of corporate loopholes

So this week i was looking into replacing my iPhone 3gs, i had been having technical troubles with it and upon its 3rd trip to apple to repair i was basically through with the device. But i already have a lot of money invested in the iPhone appstore so switching to another platform of smartphone didn’t seem reasonable until i at least tried the new iPhone 4. so i called up Fido and told them my woes and that i didn’t want the 3gs anymore, that i wanted a 4, they told me that my earliest time to upgrade was at the end of my contract. Great, 2 more years with faulty hardware, no thanks. So they resolved to send me a new3gs in the mail, let’s have a woot for 3-4 weeks shipping. next on my list was apple themselves, so i gave them a call but essentially they said the same things except that they after i boosted my call ferocity to that of irate they resolved to give me a 100 dollar gift from the apple store! So if you talk to apple about anything, be an asshole, honest, they will try to calm you down with one of the best remedies ever, free stuff!

Unfortunately this still left me with my faulty 3gs, so after some more negotiations i managed to persuade the guy to send me a new replacement for my 3gs,

So 2 weeks go by and both the replacement phones arrive. Now comes the trick, i cancel my contract with Fido. this removes the phone from their system, thus stopping their care for whether or not they get their phone back (our contact at Fido assures us this is true) so now i have 3 3gs’s and eBay is looking really good, especially since 2 of them are new, all three still have warranties on them with apple and two of them are unlocked until the buyer puts his/her sim in them.

So a quick jailbreak of the original one for unlocking via Ultrasnow and whalla! And of course once the three phones are sold, you just sign up for a new contract with any carrier (even Fido) and get an iPhone 4 on contract essentially for free.

Now this method does work with every carrier, since their corporate structures are essentially the same. One qualm though is if on the phone they tell you to send them you old one, so long as they don’t say it on the phone, you can claim you threw out your old one and will never have to give it up when the new one arrives. It’s just faint ignorance, the customer is not required to do what they are not told and agree to.

****method two: Fido specific***

now due to our strong Intel from our Fido contact we have found that you can waiver your cancellation fee with them so long as you tell them on the phone that you are going to sign up with Rodgers, so thus you can still get your new phones and keep your old one, but you won’t have to pay for cancelling you contract.

*note*

When talking with anyone tell them you were trying to resolve this with another agent but THEY hung up on you, and that THEY were going to give you “this”, they will be way more willing to give you what you want. This is because most corporations have policies to fulfill promises made by their employees and if you disconnected, there is no way to check on what was said in the last conversation.

Fightinglamb has had over 15 years’ experience dealing in customer care at the corporate level, his love for policy bending is only dwarfed by his love of a fresh cup of coffee.